Author: FIDDLESTICKS Subject: Starfox: Saving Private Stinky Posted: APRIL 22, 1999 10:28 //Strange energy readings have been coming from Solar. General Pepper is considering which member of the Cornerian Army to send to check it out.// General: Right, one of you has to go over to that oven and see what on Corneria is going on over there! Private Samson: I, as most important, and tidy, member of this fine army, I shall go. General: Well, since you seem to be the only one willin... Private Stinky: Daah... me wanna go! Samson: WHAT!?! General: Well, it's good to see... Samson: NO!!! I'M THE FAVO... I mean, Stinky's only kidding sir... General: Now, now Samson... I think we should give someone else a chance, what do you think Stinky? Stinky: Daah... buttered toast... Author: FIDDLESTICKS Subject: Starfox: Saving Private Stink Posted: APRIL 23, 1999 10:46 //Later, the General and the Cornerian army start work on loading his ship.// Samson: General, are you sure you won't reconsider? General: You have had enough missions, it's time for someone else to take the limelight, right private Stinky? Stinky: Daah.. chocolate sauce... General: Ha ha! You always have been the kidder, Stinky! Stinky: Uh.. I'm Stinky... General: NO time for witty repoiture//Fiddlesticks: I think that's how you spell it.//now private, you must travel to Solar and see what's going on... Stinky: Daah... yes... General: Good luck to you Stinky, and if you get in trouble, just use the distress signal. Stinky: Daah... I don't want to wear a dress... //Later, the General and the army are waiting for Stinky to return. Samson and the General are playing cards.// General: Got any... threes? Samson: Go fish.. //A bleeping starts.// General: Oh no! Stinky's in trouble... Samson: Who didn't see that coming? General: Looks like I'll have to send... STARFOX! Samson: But Starfox are on Zoness, trying to train some rookie! General: Oh... well, you and I will just have to go and get 'em! Samson: Bu, bu, bu, bu... there's evil space vikings roaming that place! What if they catch me, er... I mean us?!? General: But we have to Samson, only Starfox can save Stinky from that fiery heck! Samson: Fiery "Heck"?!? //Meanwhile, on Zoness, the Starfox team and rookie, Eddie Lombardi who's Falco's lil' brother, have been captured by some Space Vikings and have all been tied to the mast.// Rowing Vikings: "Row Row Row the boat, Gently into the Fjord, Slaughtering your enemies, And puttin' 'em to the sword Row Row Ro... Falco: SHUT UP!!! STOP THAT STUPID SONG!!! Viking Leader: Arr, with that kind a attitude ye'll be thru' inta da drink 'rlier! Eddie: EEP!!! Falco: Shut up Eddie... Fox: What do you want from us? Viking Leader: Arr, we be wantin' tha' thar space-craf', so we can rule the universe! Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr! Falco: Say the word arr once more and I'll... Peppy: Falco, don't, these creeps could be capable of anything... Falco: Except independent thought.. heh, heh.. Slippy: Falco, are you trying to get us in trouble?!? Falco: Oh no, I'd never want to make the Vikings kill you Slippy, no! Eddie: EEP!!! Falco: Shut up Eddi... //The General and Samson's arwings hover above the ship, firing at the Vikings.// Vikings: Arr, run fer i'! Viking Leader: Never fear, as yer grea' leader, I always 'ave a backup plan! //Viking boat transforms into large robot dragon.// General: Now there's something you don't see every day! Samson: Well, duh... General: We gotta destroy that thing! Samson: You don't say... //Dragon robot breaths fire, knocking both ships out of the sky, the dragon transforms back into boat as they fall.// Viking Leader: Arr, now let's tak' these thar ships as plunder! Vikings: Arr! Arr! Arr! //Vikings attack ship and capture the General and Samson.// Fox: General, nice of you to join us! //Vikings start to untie the team so that they can tie up General and Samson.// Fox//Whispering to others//: Now's our chance! //The team escape and battle it out with the Vikings! THe Viking's swords and clubs are no match for the team's laser pistols.// Fox: They won't be down long, let's move our butts into Great Fox! //The team rush into Great Fox and blast off into outer-space.// Fox: So General, why did you come? General: There's something up on Solar, Fox! I sent one of my men, Private Stinky, to check it out, but he launched a distress signal and thus seems to need assistance! Peppy: Solar?!? But that place is an oven! Slippy: THe last time we were there we took out one of Andross' bio-weapons! Eddie: EEP!!! Falco: Shut up Eddi... hey, I have this strange feeling that we forgot something! //Meanwhile, back on the Viking's ship, what they left behind is tied to the mast!// Samson: HELP!!! HELP!!!! HELP!!!!!!!! //After dropping General Pepper off at the Cornerian Army's base, the Starfox team head to Solar.// Peppy: We're coming close to it now. Slippy: Good thing I installed those new heat-resitant plates on the Arwings, now they can take up to 1,000,000 degrees! Falco: Bad thing that you didn't burn up the last time we were here... Eddie: EEP!!! Falco: Shut up Eddie... Fox: Guys, this is no time for arguing! Someone's life is at stake! Falco: Yeah, mine... Fox: It's that kind of attitude that let's the team do.. Falco: Well, maybe I don't want to end up killing myself for some stupid retard! Fox: Everyone is just as important as any other! Falco: Well, if you don't value the team's lives enough I'm going! Enjoy your deathtrap.. especially you Slippy! //Falco flies off in his Arwing// Slippy: It's almost as if he meant that... Peppy: I'm sorry for this Slippy, but... DUH! Eddie: Falco, come back! EEP! I've got to go after him! Fox: Do if you want, but I don't care if I never see that insubordinate trouble-maker ever again! Slippy: FOX!!! Peppy: Slippy, I think Fox and Falco both need some time to think.. //Fox walks into another room.// Eddie: I guess I'll go after Falco then, see ya... //Eddie gets in his Arwing and flies after Falco.// Slippy: Things don't look good, Peppy... Peppy: Don't worry Slip, I'm sure they'll forgive each other... eventually.. //ROB64 activates himself.// ROB64: Closing in on target, Solar. Peppy: Looks like it's time Slip, you head to the Arwing, I'll get Fox. //Peppy goes into the room Fox entered.// Peppy: C'mon Fox, it's time... Fox: Coming... //They enter their Arwings and blast off.// Peppy: You sure you can handle a mission, Fox? Fox: We can talk later, let's just get this over with... //They are over Solar's surface.// Slippy: Phew, it sure is hot! Peppy: Maybe that's because the place is on fire... Fox: I'm picking up the lost Arwing's readings, it's to our right. Mystery Voice: You may not enter my world! //A huge flame bursts out of the surface and envelops the team's Arwings.// Fox, Peppy, Slippy: AHHHHHHH!!!!! Author: FIDDLESTICKS Subject: Starfox: Saving Private Stinky Posted: APRIL 24, 1999 10:20 //Meanwhile, Eddie has found Falco.// Eddie: Falco, I found you! Falco: Oh great! Just go away Eddie... Eddie: But, Fal... Falco: Shut up Edd.. Eddie: RIGHT! I'VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF THIS "Shut up Eddie..." BUISNESS! THIS RUNNING GAG HAS RUN OUT OF TIME! NOW COME WITH ME AND LET'S GO HELP THE GUYS! Falco: EEP! Eddie: That's more like it... //The two of them now head to Solar.// Falco: I never knew you had it in you, Eddie! Eddie: It's always the quite ones... Falco: Or the insufferibly high-pitched ones... Eddie: I heard that... Falco: EEP! //Eddie and Falco have just reached Solar.// Falco: So, where are they? Eddie: I don't kow. I'm not picking up any readings... wait a sec! There's an energy pulse showing up! And it's getting bigger and bigger! Falco: So, where is it? Eddie: It should be... RIGHT UNDER US!!! EEP!!! Falco: Shut up Eddie... //There is an explosion underneath them.// Falco: What the heck was that?!? //A flame flies up out of the surface.// Mystery Voice: It is I... CY-CLONE!!! Falco: CY-CLONE? What the heck is that?!? CY-CLONE: I am one of Andross' left over bio-weapons, that you forgot to take care of! Eddie: "One of.."?!? You mean there are more!!! CY-CLONE: Indeed! And we plan to take over the Lylat System, in memory of our great leader, Andross! HA HA HA HA HA!!! Falco and Eddie: Special... Falco: We'll stop you, bio-butt! CY-CLONE: Before you do that, which you won't, I'd just like to explain my powers. Falco: Oh goody.. CY-CLONE: INSOLENT WORMS!!! Eddie: EEP!!! CY-CLONE: Even if you don't deserve it, I will still explain. I am a shape-shifting bio-weapon, I can take on any form, at any time. Falco: Yeah, yeah, which explains why you're a floating piece fire and stuff, but... WHERE THE HECK ARE MY FRIENDS?!? CY-CLONE: They are waiting to be sentenced for the crime of destroying mighty Andross, but as for you, your sentencing is now! //CY-CLONE transforms into a huge red sea-serpent.// Eddie: I saw this in a movie once.. Falco: Shut up Eddie... //CY-CLONE starts breathing fire at Falco and Eddie's Arwings. They try their best to avoid.// Falco: How are we going to beat this thing?!? Eddie: According to my calculations... this creature is only vulnerable in it's original form! Falco: Great work Einstein, but what is it's original form?!? Eddie: I dunno, we'll just have to keep making it change and try attacking that form! Falco: And how do you propse we do that? Eddie: That's just why I installed an elemental cannon on my Arwing! Falco: What the heck is that?!? Eddie: Just the thing we need, c'mon, follow me! Author: FIDDLESTICKS Subject: Starfox: Saving Private Stinky Posted: APRIL 25, 1999 07:47 Falco: What the heck are you doing?!? Eddie: I need to aim correctly, one bit off and I could freeze Solar, eradicating all life in Lylat! Falco: Well that's just peachy... Eddie: Gotta time this just right... 1... 2... 3... FIRE!!! //The elemental cannon fires a beam at CY-CLONE, he immediatly freezes.// Eddie: Now watch... //CY-CLONE transforms into a white octopus and starts sparying ice.// Eddie: Now it gets good! //The octopus form can't take the heat and starts to melt, he then transforms into a fish, followed by drying up, the elemental cannon has destroyed his circuits! He transforms into a Starwolf Ship.// CY-CLONE: Can't... BBZZZRRRPPP... take... BZZZZRRRPPP... much... BBZZZRRRPPP... more... Eddie: Now attack! //Falco and Eddie start to blitz CY-CLONE. CY-CLONE explodes, finally saying his last words.// CY-CLONE: THE BROTHERHOOD SHALL REIGHN SUPREME!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! //With CY-CLONE gone, Fox, Peppy, Slippy and Stinky's ships appear.// Slippy: Thanks Falco! Peppy: It looks like the rookie's proved himself! Stinky: Daah.. gasoline... //The team return with Stinky to General Pepper.// General: Good work Starfox, without you that enemy bio-weapon could have destroyed Lylat. Fox: We couldn't have done it without Falco and Eddie. Eddie: It twarn't nothin'.. Falco: Shut up Eddie.. General: Now that that's over, I guess everything connected with Andross is finished too? Fox: Not according to what the bio-weapon said! General: There's more of them!?! This could become a full-scale war! Fox: Right General, we've got to go and get ready for it, right now! General: I'll have to get the Cornerian army ready too, right Stinky? Stinky: Daah... I like corn... //ROB64 calls in.// ROB64: Great Fox is ready for take-off. Fox: Gotta go General! //Later, in Great Fox, the team discuss their previous mission.// Fox: That mission would have gone much better if you'd helped Falco! Falco: Right, I'm sic... Peppy: Sorry Fox, but it wouldn't have. If Falco had come, we would have all been captured and destroyed, but since Falco came later, he and Eddie could destroy the enemy and save us! Eddie: Oh dear, a paradox! Falco: Shut up Eddie... Fox: Well, it's okay this time. But we can't have that anymore, alright? Falco: Alright... Slippy: Yay, everything's okay again! Falco: No, it's not okay... Slippy: BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL GIBBERING ON!!! //Falco gets up and starts chasing Slippy around Great Fox.// Slippy: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Eddie: Now this is disturbing... Peppy: He'll grow out of it... Falco: C'mere Slippy, I don't wanna hurt you... I WANNA KILL YOU!!! Peppy:... eventually... THE END OF "Saving Private Stinky" BUT NOT THE END OF THE STORY ANOTHER CHAPTER COMING SOON...